"Why would you put cucumber slices on your eyes?"
"Ummm....I guess they reduce swelling. Ya know, when you get older you'll worry about puffy eyes."
"Oookay, well, I guess that makes sense."
"Well, think about it - a cucumber right outta the fridge is cool and might feel good on your eyes."
"Hmh..."
"And besides, it's got to smell better than putting slices of salami on your eyes."
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