Just another reason why I'm the wisest mother on the block

"Why would you put cucumber slices on your eyes?"

"Ummm....I guess they reduce swelling. Ya know, when you get older you'll worry about puffy eyes."

"Oookay, well, I guess that makes sense."

"Well, think about it - a cucumber right outta the fridge is cool and might feel good on your eyes."

"Hmh..."

"And besides, it's got to smell better than putting slices of salami on your eyes."