"It won't work. I've tried."
"Oh, Paul really. I've done it a thousand times. If it doesn't work it's only because of your ineptitude."
"And if I knew what 'neptitude was, I'd defend myself..... and quit smirking or I'll knock your 'neptitude right off.......and don't tell me, I used it wrong in that sentence, didn't I? And I'm getting blogged, aren't I?"
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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4 comments:
Hahahaha, he DID get blogged, LMAO!! No one is safe Paul, no one!!
Sounds like he's been hanging around Big Daddy. And could use a dictionary. ;)
lol, my family is rebelling already. 'We don't wanna pose for pictures" "why must you put every word we say on your blog" "you posted about THAT??!!!" Sadly, if 6pm rolls aropund and I haven't done anything 'blog-worthy' or taken a pic, I start getting fidgety
"I'm getting blogged, aren't I?"
Priceless.
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