The rule of this meme is simple, answer each thing on the list with no more and no less than three words:
01. Where is your cell phone? On the couch
02. Boyfriend/girlfriend? not enough energy
03. Hair? Needs a miracle
04. Your mother? my best friend
05. Your father? wish was different (leaving out words makes me sound like a cavegirl)
06. Your favorite item(s)? love my computer
07. Your dream last night? insomnia, no dreams
08. Your favorite drink? mmmm sweet tea
09. Your dream guy/girl? leaves me alone
10. The room you are in? my cluttered office
11. Your fear? spiders, water, clowns
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? rich bestselling author
13. Who did you hang out with last night? my wonderful family
14. What are you not? i'm not skinny
15. Are you in love? sometimes I am
16. One of your wish list items? big perky boobs
17. What time is it? All My Children
18. The last thing you did? loaded the dishwasher
19. What are you wearing? pajama pants, t-shirt
20. Your favorite book? Catcher in Rye
21. The last thing you ate? leftover chicken casserole
22. Your life? very, very busy
23. Your mood? still kinda sleepy
24. Your friends? i hate people (don't have many) (antisocial, that's me) (not so close) (left me hanging) (take your pick)
25. What are you thinking about right now? survey almost over?
26. Your car? green Astro van
27. What are you doing at this moment? taking this survey
28. Your summer? gonna be awesome
29. Your relationship status? married with children
30. What is on your TV screen? All My Children
31. When is the last time you laughed? during stupid LOST
32. Last time you cried? it's been awhile
33. School? semester half over
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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I just got a blog-hit from the following google search string: "i can jog to texas and back, but my daughter can't." Only, y'know, without the quotation marks, which is really poor search strategy . . . although if they had used quotation marks, then the improper use of "can" instead of "could" would have thrown them off. Ah, well, c'est la vie.
Oh, also got a hit for "synchronized swimmers skit".
The preceding had absolutely nothing to do with your post, I just wanted to share.
Okay, bye now.
OMG, your hair needs a makeover TOO!! Mine too, must be the time of the year hey.
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