I would love nothing more than to sit right here and blog to y'all about the adventures of my weekend in Orlando at The Happiest Place on Earth, but frankly, my feet are still swollen from the plane rides (even though I slept with them propped up last night) and my hiney is really just tired of sitting. Dang, but I am old.
This morning I'm in the process of rehydrating myself and for the love of God, does anyone know how I can get my equilibrium back? Methinks the riding the Tower of Terror 5 times in a row yesterday, followed by a ride on Aerosmith's Rock and Roller Coaster has me a little off-kilter. Sitting here in my chair I literally feel like I'm on a boat that's rocking back and forth. Add a rather turbulent ride home on a plane the size of a box of matches to my gratuitous riding of many, many rides and roller coasters and I feel like I need to get my land legs again.
The trip with the kids in January can't come soon enough. I think the Tower of Terror misses me.
And even though we had gobs of fun, man, was it nice to hear an Oklahoma accent when we hit the airport this morning.
Long post full of all of the moments that made us glad we were soaked from sweat and water rides so that no one could see that we wet ourselves laughing should be up some time today.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
Monday, September 11, 2006
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""I would love nothing more than to sit right here and blog to y'all about the adventures of my weekend in Orlando at The Happiest Place on Earth, but frankly, my feet are still swollen from the plane rides""...so, does that mean you type on the keypad with your little toes? PMSL!!
Glad you got back home safely and had a great sweaty time !!!
Look forward to seeing pics of your fun time :)
So jealous here, back in Oklahoma!
Diva,
EEEEEE! To me, that would be one of the Scariest Places on Earth. I do not like the rides. I am certain I am going to die. Glad to hear you survived. So what if you leaked a little urine. That's what getting older is all about. Waist-boobs are in your future, too, you know.
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