I think the girls have taken Sam's role in the VBS play a little too far.
If I hear "MOM!! Tell Jesus to get out of our room!" and "MOM!! Jesus is touching me again!" one more time I may baptize them all. Till they bubble.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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LOL, I am PMSL!!!
I just stumbled on to your site. I love your writings and your great ability to tell a story.
I'll be back!
Cazzie!!!, uhh......what is PMSL? I hope it's good!!
Robyn B, aw thanks! I do hope you drop in more often! And comment as well!
Peeing My Self Laughing? Just taking a shot at it! PMSL
I could see Sam making them tithe to him and wash his dirty little feet!
lol...needed a good laugh today! Thanks!
This is why I love you.
I am sure Jesus loves you too....
Jesus is doing what to who? All this time I never knew you were Catholic.
(Yes, I'm an ass.)
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