I AM: oh so very tired right now.
I WANT: to sleep until I wake up and then sleep some more.
I WISH: my house was clean, I was a size 9 and that I could keep my house clean.
I HATE: it when Paul rubs on me all night long. It makes me tired and cranky the next day. Of course, in his defense, I did kind of fall asleep while he was trying to be amorous last night.....but I still hate the rubbing during the night.
I MISS: Cousin Stacey.
I FEAR: that I am really screwing my kids up.
I HEAR: "I'll Be" by Edwin McCain
I WONDER: if I cover Paul up with his camouflage blanket, will I wake him up and ruin any chance I have of getting the bed to myself tonight?
I REGRET: not getting my tubes tied right after Kady was born. Insurance would've covered it
then. Now it looks like we're going to pay for a vasectomy. (Not for me. For him.)
I AM NOT: going to get enough sleep tonight.
I DANCE: when there are no grownups around.
I SING: all the time. I also hum constantly.
I CRY: at the drop of a freakin' hat.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: honest when I tell Paul I'm "tired". Sometimes I just flat don't want to.
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: ...well, tonight, it was 14 tie-dyed t-shirts.
I WRITE: to make y'all laugh.
I CONFUSE: my husband. It's really not that hard, to be honest. And it's fun.
I NEED: a hot shower, a massage and a lot of sleep.
I SHOULD: go to bed.
I START: my day at 5:30 every morning. That is my least favorite part of my job.
I FINISH: my day by putting on chapstick before I turn out the light. Every night. I have incrediblyl soft lips, too.
I TAG: Mrs. Coach and Tater. Seriously, Tater. UPDATE THE BLOG, WILL YA?
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
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I love these damn things - and I too finish each night with chapstick - this is how I know you are "good people".
Bad people have chapped lips. At least in my world.
By the way,
Class of '91 ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Diva-How much is a vasectomy? Steve needs one. LOL
I told him I was done with hospitals. Maybe he and your husband should go together to get one?? haha
Just FYI, a friend of mine works for a Urologist and said a vasectomy actually is only effective for about 7 years. Just something to ponder.....
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