So.....anyone tired of the Wizard of Oz references yet? No? Well, I am. I think I'll quit now.
The Diva Ranch is still standing, but from the looks of the local radar it may not be for long. Eh, who am I kidding - the storm will peter out at the county line, just like they always do. It's like some elected county official walks around the perimeter of the county and sprays Bubba's Tornader Repellent when one's predicted. Hey, it's just a theory.
The kids are running amuck, the dog is pacing the front yard and my hair is frizzy.
Yep. Storm's a comin'.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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Heh, heh. You said 'peter'.
We need some of Bubba's Tornader Repellent over here in Oklahoma County. They're always touching down & destroying stuff here.
i LOVE storm season..I get all scared about it when you can actually see the funnel clouds..but its so exciting! Bring on the storms..
Jennifer, we're still here, so we're obviously doin' something right!!
Hillbilly Mom, ROFL
Titanium, lucky!! We haven't even made full-fledged run to the fraidy hold yet this year!
Anne, I've seen two actual funnels in my life and yeah, scary much!! But still exciting!
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