Good: The 16 Junior Mints that I am allowing to melt in my mouth one at a time even though I want to just dump the whole lot of them in all at once and choke on the minty goodness.
Bad: Cold toilet seats.
Good: Giggling baby who will stop mid-suck and grin at me while milk runs down his chin.
Bad: Babies pooping the peas I gave them for lunch yesterday. Whole peas, people. Do these kids not chew?
Good: I think our cat finally had her kittens.
Bad: I can't find her. Or the kittens.
Good: Naptime.
Bad: Kady is up from nap and sounds like a 2 pack a day smoker. Stupid asthma.
Good: I spent a solid hour with my oldest child last night, sitting at the dining room table. Just the two of us.
Bad: We were going over every assignment she did yesterday - or was supposed to do yesterday. Seems my little bookworm is almost failing a couple or three classes again.
Good: Giggling babies that give big open mouthed, slobbery kisses.
Bad: Fussy babies with intestinal distress. The little one is just gassy. The bigger ones - seems some idiot gave them all peas yesterday.
Good: The weather is actually acting like Spring today.
Bad: My sinuses picked up on the Spring thing way before the weather did.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
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love th 50/50! made me laugh if I had been drinking milk it so would have douched my sinuses as it pored out my nose.
Love, Tater
LMAO @ the word "farking"...I don't think that I've ever heard anyone else beside MrKB say that until now!!!
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Tater!! I'm so glad you got a job so you can use the internet again.
You just had to mention the nasal douche, didn't you? *gag*
MamaK, I'm trying really hard to not say fu*k so much. Fark seemed pretty close. I kind of like it actually. But more than likely this is just a phase and I'll be cussing up a storm in a few days, lol.
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