Nearly 13 years of marriage and the passion is still alive

"Hey, could you scratch my back?"

"Sure. Roll over here."

"Oh yeahhhhhhhh . . . that feels so good . . . Man my skin is dry."

"Well, you might try putting lotion on after your shower."

"I would if I could reach my back."

"What do you mean you can't reach your back?"

"I mean, I can't reach my back. I can't reach back there to put lotion on it."

"Oh good grief, even I can reach my back and I'm fat!"

"Well, I can't."

"Well, you're retarded."

"Well, bite me."