I am going to forego actually writing down specific whines today.
Just picture me lying in the floor, face down, kicking and pounding the floor with my fists, whining the most obnoxious whine you've ever heard.
That's pretty much going to sum it up for me today.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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Alcohol makes everything better! :-) That, or cake.
Dang, girl your whines started early this morning!!! Hope your day evens out.
Wednesday isn't over yet, please whine, my day isn't complete until you whine... puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeese? I'm on one knee, begging you. PUHLEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEEEE!
Happykap-You are a wise sage. I shall now call you Yoda.
IrishDivinity-It started early and hasn't stopped all day. *sigh*
WarpedBryce-Yes, I prefer the Free kind.
April-Wow, I've never had anyone whine for me to whine before.
Warped Bryce is kinda hot.
Anonymous-I'm going to have to agree with you on that one. ;)
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