I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Just wondering
Have any of y'all ever been in a situation where you have to write a letter/note to someone and you have to be all diplomatic and ass-kissy and nice and shit when all you want to do is call her an idiotic fuckhead?
Mrs.Coach-Aw heck, I wish it was somebody I liked that I was calling an idiotic fuckhead. Wait. Wait a minute, no I don't. Oh hell, nevermind.
Trust me, though, if you had done something so heinous that I felt compelled to call you an idiotic fuckhead I would probably just come out and say it. The person that I am actually wishing I could call that, well...I have to keep being nice to them even though I'm really wish I could just let the expletives fly to her face.
Sam-I try to avoid people like that as well, but well...I'm kind of stuck with this one until May, if you're catching my drift. And calling her an idiotic fuckhead or anything else offensive and derogatory might effect my offspring. And we can't have that.
Grr...
I try to avoid people, too. Especially on days like today when I fucking hate everybody.
4 comments:
Just write me the note and get on with it! I can take it. SOB, SOB, SOB,
Hey, do I need to come and get the Beast?
Mrs.Coach-Aw heck, I wish it was somebody I liked that I was calling an idiotic fuckhead. Wait. Wait a minute, no I don't. Oh hell, nevermind.
Trust me, though, if you had done something so heinous that I felt compelled to call you an idiotic fuckhead I would probably just come out and say it. The person that I am actually wishing I could call that, well...I have to keep being nice to them even though I'm really wish I could just let the expletives fly to her face.
Grrrr...
I hate that. I try to avoid people like that at all costs. Actually, I just try to avoid PEOPLE. Makes life easier.
Sam-I try to avoid people like that as well, but well...I'm kind of stuck with this one until May, if you're catching my drift. And calling her an idiotic fuckhead or anything else offensive and derogatory might effect my offspring. And we can't have that.
Grr...
I try to avoid people, too. Especially on days like today when I fucking hate everybody.
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