Conversation just had with my 3 year old:
Me: Hey, princess, whatcha doin'?
KD: Momma?
Me: Yes?
KD: I like Crappy.
Me: (oh she has my attention now) You do?
KD: Yep. Crappy is cool. Like when he says "Puppy power!" and pees on dat girl. Crappy is sunny (translate: funny).
Me: Uhh....who is Crappy?
KD: (exasperated sigh) Crappy! Crappy, Mom! Crappy Crappy Crappy! Scooby's friend, CRAPPY.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Scrappy!
KD: Yep, Crappy! Crappy. Ohh dat sunny Crappy.
Of course, keep in mind it came out Cwappy. You know, Scooby's fwend, Cwappy.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
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When my son was in kindergarten, he would greet one of my co-workers with, "Hi, Coach Ass." Poor Coach Ash.
he pees on girls?
I certainly don't remember THAT...
Lord knows, I've called him Crappy ever since he first showed up and ruined Scooby's show.
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