[ ] I won a HUMONGOUS amount of money at the Big Fancy Casino tonight.
[X] I won a small amount of money at the Big Fancy Casino tonight.
[ ] I won a moderate amount of money at the Big Fancy Casino tonight.
[ ] I didn't win shit at the Big Fancy Casino tonight.
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Technically, I didn't really win anything, but I left with $5 that I didn't come in with. I just cashed out with some of their money. But I stopped by the convenience store on the way home and bought Mr. Diva a can of Copenhagen, because after all, it's Valentine's Day. Then, because I am so wonderful, I gave the rest of the money to him, too. I also gave him a really cool Eskimo Joe's t-shirt today and he really liked it. Did I get anything? Guess. G'head.
NO
AND it seems that The Store finds me unemployable.
There is a reason I hate Valentine's Day and have since high school.
I was born a semi-diva. I married a redneck. Through the magic of osmosis or just because of a serious lack of sophistication over the years I have found a balance of the two that make me who I am today. And then I write about it all, much to the chagrin of my mother.
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